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Who's this?

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This is Buster. I installed a sink in
his house and he couldn't pay for it, so

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we're doing a barter thing.

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So, uh, something snappy for the young
lady?

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, oh.

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You know what, honey? No, that's too
weird.

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It's too weird. I've got to go upstairs.

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All right, Buster. That's it for the
night.

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Sign off.

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expect me to babysit if I can't stick
them in front of the TV?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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All right, no dessert for a month!

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Well, how do you think I get them in the
bathtub?

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What? No!

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Stop fighting!

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Mom, Gracie called me a cat butt.

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Mom, Gracie called me cat butt.

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She's copying me. She's copying you.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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Cheryl, let me.

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Girls, I sense some unresolved issues.

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Why don't we all just sit down and draw
our feelings?

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I want to draw you, Aunt Dana.

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With all those lines on your forehead.

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Oh, like you're going to be seven
forever, cat cut? Oh, okay, okay, okay,

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okay. Hey.

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Hey. Hey, Cheryl.

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Cheryl, look, I was thinking it's a
beautiful Saturday.

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The whole family is together.

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So, Andy and I are going to go down to
Lumberyard and shoot the breeze with

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of the weekend guys. Come on.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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If you're going out, you've got to take
the girls with you. You can't take kids

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to a high -stakes Chinese checker game.

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Jim, seriously, they've been driving me
crazy all week. You've got to get them

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out of my hair.

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Let's have three. Those were your words.

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All right.

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Girls.

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Hey, girls, do you like ponies?

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Hey, you want to see some ponies run
around a track with little men on their

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backs?

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All right. No, you're not taking them to
the racetrack.

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It's completely inappropriate.

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They're just, they're little girls. Oh,
come on, Cheryl. Don't you think you're

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overreacting a little bit? No, Jim, I
think I'm being a responsible parent. I

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don't know if you were that responsible,
you wouldn't be sticking them with me

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today.

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Hey, there's a new Piggy movie playing.
Oh, Piggy's Day Off. That's perfect.

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No, I don't have it. Daddy, can we
please, please, please?

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Uh -huh.

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Sure, girls. Thanks. All right, girls.

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Piggy movie it is. Let's go.

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Come on, Andy.

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Piggy. Yeah.

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This was the weekend I was supposed to
hit myself in the face with a hammer.

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You guys have fun. Uh -uh. That's where
the piggies go. Come on. Come on. Let's

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go. Honey, honey, honey, honey.

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Thank you. Oh, you're welcome. Thank you
so much. Would you pick up some dinner

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on your way back? Oh, you'll be rested.
You can cook.

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Here we go. Piggy's day off.

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You know, what's he need a day off from?

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He's a pig.

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Actually, Jim, he does have a job. He's
a male nurse.

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You don't think he takes that home with
him? Oh, please.

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Robot warrior cyber death.

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Listen,

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listen to that.

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Bet that's wall -to -wall action.

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I hear the helicopter chase cost $20
million.

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All right, come on. Daddy, we want to
see the Robot Warrior.

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Well, we're going to see Piggy's Day
Off.

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But everybody at school saw Robot
Warrior, and they said it was awesome.

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Everybody. Awesome.

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Look out! Her eyes are laser beams!

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Oh, my face!

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Well, the killer robot is a chick.

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Cheryl's always yapping about how the
girls need strong female role models.

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Oh, no. Come on, let's go see what
Piggy's up to.

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All the kids in your class saw Robot
Warrior.

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We're the only ones who didn't see it.

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And whenever they talk about it, we just
have to stand there by ourselves and be

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sad.

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You hear that, Andy?

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My kids.

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They're being shunned by their peers.

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Bend down that rope.

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That Cheryl's just being overprotective
again.

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Uh -uh. We're good.

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If all the other kids are doing it, it's
got to be okay.

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I see no fault in that logic. Come on.

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Man, I do not want to be here 400 years
in the future when all that goes down.

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do that when we get home. Why?

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Well, remember how left out you felt
when all the other kids in your class

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Robot Warrior and you didn't?

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You want Mommy to feel that way?

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No. We love Mom.

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So do I.

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And every time I think of her, my heart
melts.

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Just like the president's face in the
movie.

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So you have to remember that when Mommy
asks you about the movie, you say,

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Piggy's day off was awesome.

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Try it.

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Piggy stay off with Arthur.

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Oh, that's great, my girl.

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This is going to be great. This is going
to be great.

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Next time Cheryl gives me the
inappropriate speech, I'm going to say,

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I took the girls to see Robot Warrior,
and they're fine.

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You really going to say, Ha?

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Ha, gotcha. I don't know. I'll play it
by ear.

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All right, girls. Come on.

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You guys go ahead. I think I left my
keys in the theater.

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Teddy bears and rainbows.

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Adorable.

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Keeping the abs tight for your main man.

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So tell me, what did you do today while
I was with the girls? Oh, honey, it was

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unbelievable. I took a shower in the
middle of the day, and then I ate a

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sandwich sitting down.

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You know, honey, I got to tell you, it
does turn me on when you're in totally

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responsible dad mode.

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Really? Yeah. Did I mention I made the
kids wear seatbelts on the way home?

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I don't know.

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How is people doing, Daddy?

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Yes, yes, yes. Of course you can.

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Come on, girls. Nobody can hurt you.
Mommy and Daddy are here.

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Now go in. There you go.

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Hey, Cheryl.

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Care to go downstairs for a midnight
snack?

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not tonight.

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How about just a snack for me?

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Go ahead.

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Fine. I'll just get something to eat.

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So, Pearl, can you tell Mommy what's
scaring you?

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Or we can all go down for ice cream!

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Yay!

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Jim, what are you doing? It's 11 o
'clock. It's not talk time.

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You said you wanted the freezer
defrosted. Well, it's time to put up the

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For some reason, I feel like giving you
a raisin.

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No, I...

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Girl's

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still keeping you up at night? Oh, third
night in a row.

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I guess your hot offense sort of fell
apart.

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Yeah. You know, I keep hearing how kids
become too desensitized by violence.

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What is going to happen to my kids?

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Oh, hey, Jim.

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Hey, let me... dropped my clothes off, I
ran into Gracie's teacher.

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She wants to see us today after school.

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Cheryl, how many times have I told you,
when you drop the kids off, don't make

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eye contact with the teacher.

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Whatever is keeping her up at night is
affecting her at school, Jim. You've

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really got to be there.

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Oh, I don't know if that can happen.

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I got this work thing.

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Right, Andy? With a guy?

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Actually, it's a double work thing.

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With two guys. Right.

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Take twice as long. Yeah.

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You'll probably have to buy me dinner.

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Kim, I'm really worried.

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Oh, relax, Cheryl. I'm sure it's no big
deal.

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Oh, Tina, you don't understand. You
don't have kids.

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Why do you have to keep bringing that
up? What, you want me to go out and

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with some hobo off the street just so I
can understand your secret parent

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language?

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You know, you must have a hobo already
lined up or else you wouldn't have said

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that.

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that when kids have irrational fears,
you've got to get inside their head and

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help them deal with it.

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Dina's right. We should ignore it until
it goes away.

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Fine, fine. I'll go by myself and figure
this thing out.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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I didn't say I didn't want to go.

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I mean... Okay, when is it? Four.

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Four?

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Okay. Okay.

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You know, that's when Mickey does this.

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Hi,

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sorry to keep you waiting. Have a seat.

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As I mentioned to Cheryl, I'm concerned
about Gracie.

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Lately, I've noticed a change.

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There's a lot of anxiety.

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Well, it's probably just puberty.

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Jim, she's seven.

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Well, she knows it's coming. It's got to
be flipping out.

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I'd like to show you what I'm talking
about. A week ago, Gracie was drawing

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things like this.

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Kittens, rainbows, Santa and God eating
a hamburger together.

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Isn't that cute?

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It's a good -looking hamburger.

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Yeah.

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Now, look at this.

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It's clearly some kind of mechanical
monster, female, and it looks very

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Oh, my God.

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Well, it's not that bad. I mean, come
on, look, there's Santa right there in

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corner. Yes, and he's been ripped apart
by the robot.

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Well, you know what we're going to do?
We're going to go right home, and we're

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going to punish Gracie until she learns
her lesson.

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It is so good to see you again.

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You know what? Thanks for keeping us in
the loop. Come on, Joe. Jim, Jim.

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I think I know what this is about.

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You do?

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Yes. Yes, remember last week when I was
so angry and frustrated with the girls?

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Gracie's just expressing her feelings.
This is me.

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Oh.

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I don't think that's it.

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No, no, it is.

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I was yelling like a maniac, and I'm the
robot.

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Well, now at least we know what the
problem is.

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Gracie thinks I'm a monster.

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Who knows how it's affecting Ruby?

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I'm an awful, awful mother.

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Oh, come on.

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Don't say that.

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Your great mother.

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You just snapped.

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You know, there should be a list of
stuff you can't put in the microwave.

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So how'd it go with Gracie's teacher?

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Oh, not so good.

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Where are the kids?

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Uh, well, Kyle's napping and I think the
girls are upstairs playing.

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You think?

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What kind of babysitter are you?

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A free one.

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Carry on.

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I need to talk to you. No, Cheryl, I
don't think you want to do that. Jim,

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there's a problem here.

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Oh, thank God they were upstairs.

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They're good.

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Girls, remember last week when Mommy was
yelling at you for fighting all the

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time?

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Well, I think I scared you.

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I am very sorry.

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You do know that Mommy loves you very,
very much, don't you?

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We love you, too, Mommy.

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What a nice moment.

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Okay, girls, who wants to go in the
garage and check out Daddy's new nail

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Yay!

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Gracie, honey?

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Is this how you see Mommy?

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Ask the girls what they thought of
Piggy's Day Off.

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Piggy's Day Off was awesome.

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Yeah.

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Tell me about Piggy's scary robot
friend.

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Well, she came from the future, and she
had metal teeth, and she was really

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mean.

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had a chance.

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00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:37,730
Hey, who wants to go upstairs and play
with Mommy's makeup?

248
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,210
Yay!

249
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,150
Jim?

250
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,650
Can't I make myself pretty for you?

251
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,010
What movie did you take them to?

252
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:53,630
Robot Warrior Cyber Death. Now, I know
it doesn't sound like a family movie,

253
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,370
there was a very loving family in it.

254
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:57,490
Although they got chopped up pretty
fast.

255
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,349
Oh, and we should let the kids decide
what's best?

256
00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,349
Maybe we should let them have cookie
dough for dinner.

257
00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:19,190
We are not having cookie dough for
dinner.

258
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:23,630
But all the other kids in their class
saw the movie.

259
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:27,690
You want our kids to be left out to feel
different, to be shunned?

260
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:29,890
Jim.

261
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:35,090
I know all the other kids in their
class, and I know those kids' mothers,

262
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none of them have seen that movie.

263
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:39,990
Really?

264
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:42,450
Really, Jim.

265
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,370
They played you because they knew I'd
never take them to see it.

266
00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:48,630
They lied to me?

267
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:53,070
Where did they get that?

268
00:17:55,350 --> 00:18:02,090
I can't believe those

269
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little sneaks.

270
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:08,250
Jim, it's up to us to protect them from
what they're not ready for.

271
00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:11,130
And they are not ready for robots with
boob guns.

272
00:18:12,590 --> 00:18:14,290
Neither is mankind, Cheryl.

273
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:17,590
I'll talk to him.

274
00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:18,770
Yeah.

275
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:23,830
But just so you know, the robots don't
use those boob guns unless it's the last

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resort.

277
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,010
Hi, Daddy.

278
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,990
Don't hide that in me, little sneaks.

279
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:40,950
Now, come on.

280
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:44,830
I know that none of your friends went
and saw that movie.

281
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,570
We're sorry, Daddy.

282
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:48,090
Yeah.

283
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:50,930
Want me to get you some potato chips?

284
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:53,570
No,

285
00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:56,210
there you go again. You're playing me
again, aren't you?

286
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,770
You girls.

287
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:03,170
Daddy, will you stay with us the whole
night? We won't be scared.

288
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,930
Honey, I can't do that, but I can show
you how not to be scared.

289
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:10,550
All right?

290
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,480
Guess what's in the bag. A bicycle?

291
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760
A gorilla?

292
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,220
Okay, look at the size of the bag. Does
it even make sense?

293
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,880
All right, calm down.

294
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,520
Calm down. Relax.

295
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:32,880
Who's behind the mask?

296
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,840
You.

297
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,700
That's right, me.

298
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,940
And I'm not a robot, am I?

299
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,090
Well, neither was the woman in the
movie.

300
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:45,790
She was an actress playing a part.

301
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:49,950
She'll probably play a lot of different
parts in a lot of different movies until

302
00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:50,950
she turns 40.

303
00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,010
Okay, now touch this.

304
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:56,630
Touch it.

305
00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:58,830
It's just plastic.

306
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:00,790
That's right.

307
00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:02,510
Made in a factory.

308
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,790
Probably by little girls just like
yourselves.

309
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,070
Okay, now look.

310
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:15,730
See? Because it looks real, it doesn't
mean it is.

311
00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:18,370
Now look at me.

312
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,750
Do you understand?

313
00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:22,730
Is Piggy real?

314
00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:24,370
Is the Tooth Fairy real?

315
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:27,690
Yes.

316
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,330
Yes. Tooth Fairy's real.

317
00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:33,370
Piggy's real.

318
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:37,970
Actually, the rule of thumb is, if
they're good guys, they're real.

319
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,910
If they're bad guys...

320
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,500
They're not real.

321
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,680
What if a vampire helped people? Would
he be real?

322
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yeah.

323
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:53,260
But he still sucks people's blood. Okay,
okay, there's some loopholes here.

324
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,580
I don't want to talk about it right now.

325
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,440
Now, look at me.

326
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,360
Now, two, you going to be all right
tonight?

327
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:02,820
Uh -huh.

328
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,540
Okay, you going to stay right here in
your own beds?

329
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,140
Uh -huh.

330
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,730
Are you still awake?

331
00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:17,410
Mm -hmm.

332
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,150
Aw, look at the girls.

333
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:21,210
No.